Welcome.
Ah yes, welcome indeed, to this website that I have built with my own bare fingertips. Perhaps you did not ask for it, yet it exists nonetheless, as is the way of things all too often.
I’m a writer and a comedian, and this site contains material pertaining to each of these endeavours. So, as we say here at sambowring.com, ‘enjoy to be looking around you’. Why we insist on saying this, nobody knows. Also there is not really a ‘we’, for a tinpot operation like this obviously doesn’t need any extra employees.
And because for some reason it looks odd only having two paragraphs on this welcome page, here is a third to round it out, although it contains no further information (assuming either of the first two did) and is quite unnecessary.