All About Sam

Greetings to you pilgrim, and welcome to my website. I hope that traversing its length and breadth will fill you with joy the likes of which you have never known. Failing that, you can at least find information on my books, clips of my stand-up, and stupid blog articles I write from time to time.

In case you are looking for real information about me, let me commence writing in third person so it seems less biased.

Sam Bowring, also known by the street name ‘Medium Size Bow Wow’, is an AMAZING author based in Sydney, Australia. He has written many incredible books to overwhelming critical acclaim, such as the highly original Broken Well trilogy and the hauntingly beautiful Strange Threads duology. Also a hilarious stand-up comedian, he has been performing for twenty years, and been nominated for many impressive awards – although luckily he has never actually won anything, so his mild success never went to his head. He also designed a card game called Bedlam which is very complex and a huge commercial failure.

Okay, that should do it. Back to first person.

If you want to let me know of something or other, feel free to email me (sam at sambowring dot com), and then I will feel free to decide whether to open it or not. I probably will, but sometimes probably is a long time.

I hope you enjoy my site and thanks for dropping by!

Smoking Calms Your Baby

January 22nd, 2016|Sketches, Writings|

Cigarette executives are so wacky sometimes!

The Octoristmaspus

December 28th, 2015|Cardoons, Writings|

A little known hero of Christmas folklore.

The Cat’s Horrible Experience

November 9th, 2015|Stupid 'Poems', Writings|

Finally, a second 'stupid poem'! The world breathes again.

Attack of the Sauce!

July 19th, 2015|Blog|

The perils of late night sauce retrieval.

APMDA #2 – Hypnotist

April 25th, 2015|Sketches|

A scene from the audition room of hit reality TV show, 'Australia Possesses Marginal Degrees of Aptitude'.

Bedlam Cards

April 17th, 2015|Card Game|

A game I made. Yep.

APMDA #1: Knife Thrower

April 17th, 2015|Sketches, Writings|

A scene from the audition room of hit reality TV show, 'Australia Possesses Marginal Degrees of Aptitude'.

You’ll Never Guess What I Got For Free at Woolworths!

March 23rd, 2015|Blog|

All I had to do was spend money!

Reasons Why There Will Never Be a Zombie Apocalypse

March 22nd, 2015|Blog|

Reason number 10 will make your jaw drop off!