IMPENDING BOOK RELEASE:

Scharlette Doesn’t Matter and Goes Time Travelling

A bored girl with a stupid name finds out she’s sterile and never does anything important with her life, so she has no impact on the timeline whatsoever – and thus she is free to travel time and space and have amazing adventures with heedless abandon.
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