Scharlette Doesn’t Matter and Goes Time Travelling

A comic sci fi adventure with heart — over 400 five star reviews on Amazon and Goodreads.

‘The book is charming and riotously funny. The most enjoyable aspect of the story is its unpredictability.’
– Aurealis Magazine

‘It’s hard to describe why this book is good without spoiling a single part of it.’
– Two Doctors Media Collaborative

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Sam, Jake and Dylan Want Money

A badly behaved comedy full of dumb swearing, mindless violence and bad science.

When a failed writer, a part-time redhead and a violent jerk all live together in the worst apartment block in the known universe, what desperate degeneracy will result? Will they be able to make a buck selling illegal seafood to children in the park? Or solve the problem of their broken air con by blowing up the very sun itself? Or avoid their spineless waft of a landlord, to whom they’ve never paid a shred of rent? Or what?

Find out the answers to these, and other dumb questions you would have never thought to ask, in this stupid collection of unnecessary tales.

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