Commonly Asked Queries

Q. Why is this called a CAQ and not an FAQ?
A. I would say these queries are asked ‘commonly’ rather than ‘frequently’.

Q. There’s not really a lot of difference in the meaning of those words, though, is there?
A. It depends how you look at it.

Q. Well …
A. That’s not really a query.

Q. I mean, why not just go with convention, and call it something your readers will instantly recognise?
A. Most of them probably wouldn’t click on an FAQ about me as they hummingbird their way around the internet, but maybe I can grab their fleeting attentions if I mix things up a bit.

Q. Are these queries really commonly asked, or are you just making them up?
A. I’m just making them up.

Q. So there’s no real information in this page?
A. Not really. Unless you want ask me how I come up with ideas for books or something?

Q. Okay great, how do you come up with ideas for books?
A. Oh, I don’t know really. Just think up some crazy ideas and write them, I guess.

Q. Right. Well thanks for your time, this was extremely enlightening.
A. Again, not really a query, but no worries.

Have YOU got a query to commonly ask Sam? Leave it in the comments below!