Life is Like a Small Yapping Dog
Life is like a small, yapping dog.
It may cause you to wake up in the middle of the night, startled.
It can grate on you day in, day out, until you go mad. It can fill you with hate.
No matter how many bowling balls you hurl over the neighbour’s fence, it may continue unabated.
Life is like a small yapping dog because people spend more money on it than it’s worth.
You can experience a close shave on your life, and also, you can experience a close shave on a small yapping dog. Both are exhilarating experiences.
And, most of all, life is like a small yapping dog because it is short and annoying.